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In a rather unconventional setting,
Lady Chippendales conducts her Man of the Month interview with Jace Crispen.... In his bathroom.
Among the smoke and steam and running late for his 8:00 pm call time (after a day full of rehersals),
this Lady shared a few words with this humid hottie,
while attempting to keep her eyes off of his towel and praying for gravity to kick in....
Lady :(sitting on toilet bowl holding towel in hand and keeping eyes straightforward)
So, tell me again why we're doing this...in the shower?
JC :(closing shower curtain. Lady hears water turn on hit skin) Because it's the best time to do it,
it's the time I'm most comfortable, and I'm running late here. Bad timing.
Lady :Are you always a bit of a nonconformist or do you just enjoy the shock factor?
JC :I actually enjoy the shock factor. Its quite appealing to see your face while I'm in the shower....
Lady :Well I'm going to do my best to keep it as traditional as possible, I'm a girl with manners, you know...
JC:A girl with manners? Then why are you checking out my backside now?
Lady :(Lady blushes. Awkward silence.) So, congratulations on being our Man of the Month.
How does that make you feel?
JC :(moves in shower, Lady sees body parts bang into curtains and ripple fabric) It's a great honor.
I've only been here for a short amount of time and I'm already Man of the Month?
I couldn't ask for more. Just that you guys come and see me, support the show.
Lady :Talk to me about how you became involved with Chippendales?
JC :It actually happened to be a fluke of the matter.
I came into [Vegas] and did some dancing, ran into Bryan Cheathem actually-
Lady :So you were in Las Vegas?
JC :Yes, doing some dancing. He saw me and told me to come in and stay a couple of extra days,
so I could audition. I did and they called me the next day.
Lady :Where are you from?
JC :I'm actually from Huntington Beach, California.
Lady :I remember your audition
JC :(poking wet head out from curtain) You do?
Lady :Yes. Where you nervous?
JC :(only face visible, headless wet face floating in curtain) I was nervous in the beginning because,
I didn't know what was going on. It was a shock factor, I thought it was going to be a personal audition
and instead there was 20 or 30 people there and it kinda put me on edge.
There were a lot of people in the crowd doing their whispering and pointing
Lady :Oh we weren't doing that at YOU
JC :You weren't point at me? Well I saw a lot of looks, a lot of smiles coming my way....
(puts head back into shower. Lady sees him grab shampoo bottle off edge)
Lady :So is being a Chippendale everything you would imagined it would be?
JC :Its everything and more.
Lady :How so?
JC :Seeing those smiles, I love being on stage, dancing, feeling sexy.
I try to do my best to feel sexy, and its real easy with all those girls screaming and hollering for you.
It's a great thing to do, I like making the eye contact, a lick of the lips, just having fun.
The actual dancing is the best thing about the job. Being able to take what is given and put your own flavor on it.
Lady :Whats your favorite number to perform?
JC :Do it Anywhere. I love that bed.
Lady :Many men have taken that bed in different directions. How do you feel about your time on it?
JC :My bed moment, I would just have to say, there are no words to describe it, you have to see it for yourself.
Lady :Do you ever imagine anyone in specific during that moment?
JC :Usually that girl in the front row I'm making eye contact with.
Lady :Do you ever find that you get a bit more excited then normal up on stage?
JC :Oh theres always that time, that raise of the eyebrow that gets me to play more to her. Its kind of like a roulette game.
You go out there, make eye contact and whoever plays back has the most fun at the end of the night...
Lady :What turns you on?
JC :What turns me on....I would have to say a woman who is confident.
A woman who is secure with herself, that has that sexiness within...Not that sexiness that needs to be put out.
Lady :If you had your eye on a certain Lady, what would you do to seal the deal?
JC :Sweetheart, I don't have any moves. My moves are what you see on the dance floor.
To get someone to go out with me, I'm straight fowards-I ask if she wants to go out to dinner with me,
or pretty much just say that. Theres no gesture or hidden tricks.
Lady :So are you comfortable asking a woman out, is there a gentleman in there?
JC :Oh Im always about being a gentleman, making the first phone call. I believe that chivalry's not dead.
Lady :What kind of music do you play to set the mood?
JC :Wow, ok. This might throw you off but...Sade. Sade is one of my favorites, as well as Marvin Gaye.
You cant go wrong with those two.
Candlelight dinner, rose petals leading up to the table with that music in the background....
Lady :Would you ever bring your job home and dance for your partner?
JC :Oh without a doubt. But it would be even more seductive.
Lady :You are somewhat new to Chippendales, I don't really know you that well--- (All of a sudden, Jace rips open shower curtain.
Unprepared for sight, Lady covers head with towel trying to avoid getting an eye full what is level with her face)
Lady :Well, ahh (laughing)-
JC :See? You cant even answer that question without laughing! Look at your face, you're blushing!
Am I throwing you off that bad? You are the same color as my red backpack...
You have a rough job but I'm having a great time.
Lady :I enjoy learning about your new things, your –umm--- large things....very large things...very large, wet things.
Would you like this towel now? (Jace nods).
Lady turns away as he wraps towel around wet torso and runs fingers through wet hair.
She attempts composure getting back to the subject at hand...) What else should I know about you?
JC :(grinning) That I am a diehard surfer that moved to the dessert because I love to dance.
Lady :How about if I just splash you, would you like that? Bring back fond memories?
JC :Its home-, baby, reminds me of home.
Lady :Do you talk dirty
JC :When the time is right-
Lady :I'm not asking you to do it right now-
JC :Oh no?
Lady :Do you like it when someone talks dirty to you?
JC :Yes I do, I love it....
Lady :What would someone say that would get you in that spot-
JC :Its not what they would say, but how they would say it. A whisper to the ear, a kiss on the neck....
Lady :This is a question I've been asked to bring up. Did you pierce both your nipples at the same time?
JC :Yes I did, having them clamped at the same time but the actual piercing on different occasions.
Lady :They get a lot of attention, how do you feel about women wanting to rub them and stuff like that?
JC :Well, the rubbing is not as good as the licking.
Lady :How long do you have to know someone before they can...
JC :Lick them? (Lady nods) Working at Chippendales its usually only a few seconds.
Lady :So what do you say when someone just feels like they can touch your nipples....
JC :Well if they are good at what they do then I like to grab their hair
(Jace grabs Ladys' hair) like this (he yanks Ladys hair backwards), and pull back down into my chest.
(Pause. Lady has nothing to say. One miniute goes by. Two minutes. She looses track of time...)
Lady :Ummmmmmmmmmmmok. That's good to know.
(pulling away from Jace whose body leaves wet spot on her shirt)
Lady :Is there anything else we should know about you?
JC :What do you think about me in the shower...
Lady :No comment....
JC :(winking) I just want to say thank you. I wouldn't be where i am, without you guys to cheer me on.
A big, great thank you to everyone and keep in touch!
